Celestial Standings

NFL Cosmic Power Rankings

All 32 teams ranked by current-roster zodiac chemistry — the stars don't lie.

  1. 1Los Angeles ChargersPiscesWater71/ 100
  2. 2Chicago BearsLeoFire70/ 100
  3. 3Arizona CardinalsLeoFire69/ 100
  4. 4Cleveland BrownsVirgoEarth69/ 100
  5. 5Dallas CowboysAriesFire68/ 100
  6. 6Indianapolis ColtsVirgoEarth68/ 100
  7. 7Los Angeles RamsCapricornEarth68/ 100
  8. 8New Orleans SaintsGeminiAir68/ 100
  9. 9Atlanta FalconsLeoFire67/ 100
  10. 10Baltimore RavensVirgoEarth67/ 100
  11. 11Buffalo BillsTaurusEarth67/ 100
  12. 12Carolina PanthersGeminiAir67/ 100
  13. 13Denver BroncosCapricornEarth67/ 100
  14. 14Green Bay PackersLeoFire67/ 100
  15. 15Houston TexansGeminiAir67/ 100
  16. 16Jacksonville JaguarsCapricornEarth67/ 100
  17. 17Kansas City ChiefsCancerWater67/ 100
  18. 18Las Vegas RaidersLeoFire67/ 100
  19. 19Miami DolphinsScorpioWater67/ 100
  20. 20Minnesota VikingsAquariusAir67/ 100
  21. 21New England PatriotsCapricornEarth67/ 100
  22. 22New York GiantsTaurusEarth67/ 100
  23. 23New York JetsCancerWater67/ 100
  24. 24Philadelphia EaglesAquariusAir67/ 100
  25. 25Pittsburgh SteelersLeoFire67/ 100
  26. 26San Francisco 49ersLibraAir67/ 100
  27. 27Seattle SeahawksGeminiAir67/ 100
  28. 28Tampa Bay BuccaneersAquariusAir67/ 100
  29. 29Tennessee TitansSagittariusFire67/ 100
  30. 30Washington CommandersVirgoEarth67/ 100
  31. 31Cincinnati BengalsLibraAir66/ 100
  32. 32Detroit LionsLibraAir66/ 100

Scores reflect average pairwise sun-sign compatibility across each team's current depth-chart starters. Updated every 5 minutes via ISR.