Celestial standings

NFL Cosmic Power Rankings

All 32 teams ranked by current-roster zodiac chemistry — the stars don't lie.

84League high70League low14Point spread
  1. 1New York GiantsGeminiAir8480 +4
  2. 2Washington CommandersVirgoEarth8379 +4
  3. 3Cleveland BrownsVirgoEarth8278 +4
  4. 4Jacksonville JaguarsCapricornEarth8278 +4
  5. 5Seattle SeahawksGeminiAir8278 +4
  6. 6Atlanta FalconsLeoFire8177 +4
  7. 7Pittsburgh SteelersLibraAir8177 +4
  8. 8Denver BroncosAriesFire8076 +4
  9. 9Indianapolis ColtsGeminiAir8077 +3
  10. 10Los Angeles ChargersPiscesWater8076 +4
  11. 11Miami DolphinsCapricornEarth8076 +4
  12. 12Baltimore RavensVirgoEarth7976 +3
  13. 13New York JetsCancerWater7975 +4
  14. 14San Francisco 49ersCapricornEarth7975 +4
  15. 15Arizona CardinalsSagittariusFire78
  16. 16Green Bay PackersLeoFire7874 +4
  17. 17Las Vegas RaidersLeoFire7875 +3
  18. 18Philadelphia EaglesAquariusAir7874 +4
  19. 19Chicago BearsLeoFire77
  20. 20Dallas CowboysAriesFire7774 +3
  21. 21Minnesota VikingsAquariusAir7774 +3
  22. 22New Orleans SaintsGeminiAir77
  23. 23Tampa Bay BuccaneersPiscesWater77
  24. 24Buffalo BillsLibraAir76
  25. 25Carolina PanthersAriesFire76
  26. 26Cincinnati BengalsCapricornEarth7672 +4
  27. 27Detroit LionsPiscesWater76
  28. 28Kansas City ChiefsCancerWater7672 +4
  29. 29Tennessee TitansLibraAir7672 +4
  30. 30Houston TexansGeminiAir75
  31. 31Los Angeles RamsVirgoEarth7471 +3
  32. 32New England PatriotsCapricornEarth70

Season Cosmic Chemistry: each team's depth-chart starter chemistry across Sun, Moon, Mercury and Mars, plus the franchise's seasonal modifier — the same number its team page leads with. Updated every 5 minutes via ISR.