Celestial Standings

NFL Cosmic Power Rankings

All 32 teams ranked by current-roster zodiac chemistry — the stars don't lie.

  1. 1Los Angeles ChargersPiscesWater70/ 100
  2. 2Arizona CardinalsLeoFire69/ 100
  3. 3Chicago BearsAriesFire69/ 100
  4. 4Buffalo BillsTaurusEarth68/ 100
  5. 5Cincinnati BengalsLibraAir68/ 100
  6. 6Cleveland BrownsVirgoEarth68/ 100
  7. 7Dallas CowboysAriesFire68/ 100
  8. 8Indianapolis ColtsTaurusEarth68/ 100
  9. 9Jacksonville JaguarsAquariusAir68/ 100
  10. 10Pittsburgh SteelersLeoFire68/ 100
  11. 11Tampa Bay BuccaneersAquariusAir68/ 100
  12. 12Washington CommandersAriesFire68/ 100
  13. 13Atlanta FalconsLeoFire67/ 100
  14. 14Baltimore RavensVirgoEarth67/ 100
  15. 15Carolina PanthersGeminiAir67/ 100
  16. 16Denver BroncosCapricornEarth67/ 100
  17. 17Detroit LionsLibraAir67/ 100
  18. 18Green Bay PackersLeoFire67/ 100
  19. 19Houston TexansGeminiAir67/ 100
  20. 20Kansas City ChiefsCancerWater67/ 100
  21. 21Las Vegas RaidersLeoFire67/ 100
  22. 22Los Angeles RamsCapricornEarth67/ 100
  23. 23Miami DolphinsCapricornEarth67/ 100
  24. 24Minnesota VikingsAquariusAir67/ 100
  25. 25New England PatriotsCapricornEarth67/ 100
  26. 26New Orleans SaintsGeminiAir67/ 100
  27. 27New York GiantsTaurusEarth67/ 100
  28. 28New York JetsCapricornEarth67/ 100
  29. 29Philadelphia EaglesAquariusAir67/ 100
  30. 30San Francisco 49ersLibraAir67/ 100
  31. 31Seattle SeahawksGeminiAir67/ 100
  32. 32Tennessee TitansSagittariusFire67/ 100

Scores reflect average pairwise sun-sign compatibility across each team's current depth-chart starters. Updated every 5 minutes via ISR.