Celestial standings

NFL Cosmic Power Rankings

All 32 teams ranked by current-roster zodiac chemistry — the stars don't lie.

84League high71League low13Point spread
  1. 1Seattle SeahawksGeminiAir8480 +4
  2. 2Washington CommandersVirgoEarth8480 +4
  3. 3Jacksonville JaguarsAquariusAir8379 +4
  4. 4Cleveland BrownsScorpioWater8278 +4
  5. 5Philadelphia EaglesAquariusAir8278 +4
  6. 6Pittsburgh SteelersLeoFire8278 +4
  7. 7Indianapolis ColtsTaurusEarth8178 +3
  8. 8Los Angeles ChargersPiscesWater8177 +4
  9. 9New York GiantsTaurusEarth8177 +4
  10. 10Denver BroncosGeminiAir8076 +4
  11. 11New York JetsCancerWater8076 +4
  12. 12Green Bay PackersLeoFire7975 +4
  13. 13Miami DolphinsCapricornEarth7975 +4
  14. 14New Orleans SaintsGeminiAir79
  15. 15San Francisco 49ersCapricornEarth7975 +4
  16. 16Baltimore RavensVirgoEarth7875 +3
  17. 17Chicago BearsAriesFire78
  18. 18Cincinnati BengalsLibraAir7874 +4
  19. 19Minnesota VikingsAquariusAir7875 +3
  20. 20Carolina PanthersGeminiAir77
  21. 21Dallas CowboysAriesFire7774 +3
  22. 22Las Vegas RaidersLeoFire7774 +3
  23. 23Tampa Bay BuccaneersAquariusAir77
  24. 24Tennessee TitansSagittariusFire7773 +4
  25. 25Buffalo BillsLibraAir76
  26. 26Detroit LionsAriesFire76
  27. 27Houston TexansGeminiAir76
  28. 28Kansas City ChiefsCancerWater7672 +4
  29. 29Atlanta FalconsAquariusAir7571 +4
  30. 30Los Angeles RamsVirgoEarth7471 +3
  31. 31New England PatriotsCapricornEarth71

Season Cosmic Chemistry: each team's depth-chart starter chemistry across Sun, Moon, Mercury and Mars, plus the franchise's seasonal modifier — the same number its team page leads with. Updated every 5 minutes via ISR.