Football astrology
NFL Horoscope
A football horoscope is a chart cast for the moment of kickoff at the stadium it happens in, cross-referenced with every player's birthday and each franchise's founding date. SportSkopes computes one for every game, every week. It is built for fun, not for betting.
Last updated September 1, 2026.
This week's readings: Week 1
- New England Patriots at Seattle Seahawks · Thu, Sep 10, 12:20 AM
The stars favour Seattle Seahawks (94 to 78 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- San Francisco 49ers at Los Angeles Rams · Fri, Sep 11, 12:35 AM
The stars favour San Francisco 49ers (91 to 81 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Cincinnati Bengals · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Cincinnati Bengals (84 to 83 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- New Orleans Saints at Detroit Lions · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Detroit Lions (80 to 79 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- New York Jets at Tennessee Titans · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Tennessee Titans (88 to 85 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Baltimore Ravens at Indianapolis Colts · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Indianapolis Colts (89 to 77 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Atlanta Falcons at Pittsburgh Steelers · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Pittsburgh Steelers (94 to 78 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Chicago Bears (90 to 80 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Cleveland Browns at Jacksonville Jaguars · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Cleveland Browns (93 to 90 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Buffalo Bills at Houston Texans · Sun, Sep 13, 5:00 PM
The stars favour Houston Texans (89 to 76 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Miami Dolphins at Las Vegas Raiders · Sun, Sep 13, 8:25 PM
The stars favour Las Vegas Raiders (88 to 86 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings · Sun, Sep 13, 8:25 PM
The stars favour Minnesota Vikings (86 to 78 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Washington Commanders at Philadelphia Eagles · Sun, Sep 13, 8:25 PM
The stars favour Philadelphia Eagles (92 to 88 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Arizona Cardinals at Los Angeles Chargers · Sun, Sep 13, 8:25 PM
The stars favour Los Angeles Chargers (92 to 47 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
- Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants · Mon, Sep 14, 12:20 AM
The stars favour New York Giants (88 to 83 Cosmic Momentum). [object Object]
Your horoscope, by sign
- Aries NFL players · Mar 21 - Apr 19 · Fire · 209 in the league
Expect early aggression and a hot start before the whistle even settles.
- Taurus NFL players · Apr 20 - May 20 · Earth · 196 in the league
A week to lean on the run game and wear opponents down.
- Gemini NFL players · May 21 - Jun 20 · Air · 174 in the league
Look for trick plays, motion, and a playbook that keeps defenses guessing.
- Cancer NFL players · Jun 21 - Jul 22 · Water · 176 in the league
Home-field energy runs high; defenses rally around their own.
- Leo NFL players · Jul 23 - Aug 22 · Fire · 199 in the league
Stars want the spotlight this week. Expect highlight-reel swagger.
- Virgo NFL players · Aug 23 - Sep 22 · Earth · 246 in the league
Disciplined, low-penalty football and clean route running rule the week.
- Libra NFL players · Sep 23 - Oct 23 · Air · 216 in the league
A week for poise: even matchups decided in the final possession.
- Scorpio NFL players · Oct 24 - Nov 21 · Water · 178 in the league
Defenses bring the heat. Watch for takeaways and intensity.
- Sagittarius NFL players · Nov 22 - Dec 21 · Fire · 184 in the league
Shots downfield abound. Expect explosive, vertical offense.
- Capricorn NFL players · Dec 22 - Jan 19 · Earth · 196 in the league
Clock-control football and fourth-quarter composure carry the week.
- Aquarius NFL players · Jan 20 - Feb 18 · Air · 191 in the league
Unconventional looks and creative play-calling steal the show.
- Pisces NFL players · Feb 19 - Mar 20 · Water · 202 in the league
Intuition over structure: improvised magic when the play breaks down.
Common questions
- What is an NFL horoscope?
- An NFL horoscope reads a football game the way an astrologer reads a person: from a chart cast for the exact kickoff time and stadium. SportSkopes cross-references that chart with every player's birthday and each franchise's founding date to score which side the sky favours. It is entertainment, not a betting model.
- How do you calculate a football horoscope?
- Three inputs: a natal chart for each team built from its founding date, the sun, moon, mercury and mars signs of every player on the roster from their birthdays, and a chart cast for kickoff at the stadium's coordinates. Those feed a fixed, versioned set of modifiers that produce a Cosmic Momentum score per team per game.
- What is my favourite NFL player's zodiac sign?
- Every active NFL player with a published birthday has a profile on SportSkopes showing their sun, moon, mercury and mars signs, the teammates they click with and the opponents they clash with. Browse the full A-Z list or pick a sign to see everyone born under it.
- Does astrology actually predict NFL games?
- No. SportSkopes is built for fun. The scoring engine is deterministic and reproducible, and every result carries the formula version it ran under, but nothing here is a forecast you should bet on.
Look up a player
Every active NFL player with a published birthday has a chart: the full A-Z list, all twelve signs, today's birthdays, or compare two players.